All women that don't wear bras. Thank you! We men really appreci- ate it. We think you are all works of art and we are very grateful when you don't wear bras.
To the 88 year old blind lady walking with her daughter on Eastridge last Sunday: my dog ran out in the street and barked at you. It must have been frightening! We are so sorry! We will have a fence built once the snow melts. Apologies!
To all you tailgaters out there, back off. I drive the speed limit and stay in the right lane. If you want to speed, that's strictly between you and the police. But don't expect me to break the law just to make it eas- ier for you to break the law!